DUNDER MIFFLIN EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK HC (28 Oct Release)

Welcome aboard! Whether you’re reporting for your first day in Scranton¸ filing in at Utica¸ or recovering from a failed merger with Stamford¸ The Dunder Mifflin Official Employee Handbook is your in-world guide to surviving and thriving at Dunder Mifflin.Inside¸ employees will find comprehensive information on everything from effective sales tactics to fire drill best practices (Step 1: Don't start an actual fire). This guide covers essential workplace procedures as practiced by Scranton's top talent including:How to be the best salesman at the branch (Step 1: Identify weaknesses. Step 2: Exploit weaknesses)How to file an HR complaint (that actually ends up at corporate)What not to say during Diversity Day¸ Sexual Harassment Training¸ and after you get back from a vacation with your bossWhy its important to never trust someone named Creed BrattonFrom onboarding to retirement (or spontaneous termination)¸ this guide ensures that every employee is armed with the tools they need to succeed. Or at the very least¸ to survive long enough to win a Dundie.